Dear Santa,

This year I’ve been busy!

Last Wednesday I committed genocide… Sorry about that, (-5000 points). Last week I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last month I gave a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In February I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Monday I punched in the arm (-10 points).

Overall, I’ve been naughty (-4640 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
Nevyn522