Twitter Updates for 2010-01-05

• One of my coworkers doesn't think I can make it 72 hours (down to 70 hours now) without losing my cool completely. He may be right. #
• What drink goes with Italian (eggplant parmesan, I think), black and white cookies (none to share, sorry), and wanting to kill coworkers? #
• (The euphemistic kind of "kill", obviously.) #
• (I'm not stupid enough to Tweet any intended homicides. I'd just change jobs instead.) #
• (Note to self: Update resume…) #
• I don't want to know what my wife thought I was going to do when I pulled my wallet out to get my work ID out. I fear it would be expensive. #