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		<title>Hello, nosey people!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In the process of updating my résumé, I realized that in this increasingly Facebook-social-networking time, people might very well take the presence of a personal domain in the email address of an applicant as an invitation to look at their life. Go ahead. Feel free. I mostly write about my cats, it seems, and I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.office-monkey.com/2011/07/29/hello-nosey-people/</link>
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		<title>Random Notes From a Random Day</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Passing a bus on a highway is easy. Trying to pass a bus before you get to a particular exit can be more challenging. The vending machine supply company has caught on. We now have two full rows of chocolate-frosted Hostess Donettes in our vending machine. The one half-row sold out every week. The generic [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.office-monkey.com/2010/06/07/random-notes-from-a-random-day/</link>
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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2010-01-06</title>
		<description><![CDATA[How long do I have to wait for the other party to call in for a teleconference before I can just throw in the towel and go on with my day? # @cytherea I went with ten minutes. No one else called in. # Three weeks ago I was looking forward to the meeting that [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.office-monkey.com/2010/01/06/twitter-updates-for-2010-01-06/</link>
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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2010-01-05</title>
		<description><![CDATA[One of my coworkers doesn&#39;t think I can make it 72 hours (down to 70 hours now) without losing my cool completely. He may be right. # What drink goes with Italian (eggplant parmesan, I think), black and white cookies (none to share, sorry), and wanting to kill coworkers? # (The euphemistic kind of &#34;kill&#34;, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.office-monkey.com/2010/01/05/twitter-updates-for-2010-01-05/</link>
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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2010-01-04</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Watching my wife play Wii Sports Resort Plus Swordplay is EXHAUSTING me. # @pfqrst Drive safely! # I planned on rewatching ALL of Chuck before next Sunday&#39;s season premiere. I can only really watch at work. 35 episodes/5 days = 7 per day. #]]></description>
		<link>http://www.office-monkey.com/2010/01/04/twitter-updates-for-2010-01-04/</link>
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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2010-01-03</title>
		<description><![CDATA[@pfqrst *drool* # FPSes are clearly not intended to be played with a touchpad. # @bolthy The forces of the Steam Holiday Sale clouded my mind! in reply to bolthy # I think Portal would be a bit easier if I was using a mouse. #]]></description>
		<link>http://www.office-monkey.com/2010/01/03/twitter-updates-for-2010-01-03/</link>
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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2010-01-02</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My cat missed me enough that he kept purring while I was using him as a free weight for exercises. # FYI: I previously fostered Paint It Black, and even named the little dude. #]]></description>
		<link>http://www.office-monkey.com/2010/01/02/twitter-updates-for-2010-01-02-2/</link>
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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2010-01-01</title>
		<description><![CDATA[@scarywhitegirl Yay Black! He had always been a little clumsy, but I&#39;m sorry he&#39;s turned into a special-needs kitten. =( in reply to scarywhitegirl # Waiting to board JFK-SEA. Increased security precautions? Not very increased. # Since when has 4-H been involved in science, engineering, and technology off the farm? I&#39;ve never seen robotics at [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.office-monkey.com/2010/01/01/twitter-updates-for-2010-01-01/</link>
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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2009-12-31</title>
		<description><![CDATA[@pfqrst Whether or not it&#39;s safe, it&#39;s several varieties of awesome. Enjoy Paris! in reply to pfqrst #]]></description>
		<link>http://www.office-monkey.com/2009/12/31/twitter-updates-for-2009-12-31/</link>
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		<title>Twitter Updates for 2009-12-29</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I was going to upgrade my parent&#39;s finicky Vista machine to Win7, but the DVD drive doesn&#39;t work. Upgrading to Win7 would fix this&#8230; #]]></description>
		<link>http://www.office-monkey.com/2009/12/29/twitter-updates-for-2009-12-29/</link>
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