http://www.office-monkey.com Everybody needs some monkey sometime... Wed, 06 Jan 2010 09:01:00 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en How long do I have to wait for the other party to call in for a teleconference before I can just throw in the towel and go on with my day? # @cytherea I went with ten minutes. No one else called in. # Three weeks ago I was looking forward to ... http://www.office-monkey.com/2010/01/06/twitter-updates-for-2010-01-06/ One of my coworkers doesn't think I can make it 72 hours (down to 70 hours now) without losing my cool completely. He may be right. # What drink goes with Italian (eggplant parmesan, I think), black and white cookies (none to share, sorry), and wanting to kill coworkers? # (The euphemistic ... http://www.office-monkey.com/2010/01/05/twitter-updates-for-2010-01-05/ Watching my wife play Wii Sports Resort Plus Swordplay is EXHAUSTING me. # @pfqrst Drive safely! # I planned on rewatching ALL of Chuck before next Sunday's season premiere. I can only really watch at work. 35 episodes/5 days = 7 per day. # http://www.office-monkey.com/2010/01/04/twitter-updates-for-2010-01-04/ @pfqrst *drool* # FPSes are clearly not intended to be played with a touchpad. # @bolthy The forces of the Steam Holiday Sale clouded my mind! in reply to bolthy # I think Portal would be a bit easier if I was using a mouse. # http://www.office-monkey.com/2010/01/03/twitter-updates-for-2010-01-03/ My cat missed me enough that he kept purring while I was using him as a free weight for exercises. # FYI: I previously fostered Paint It Black, and even named the little dude. # http://www.office-monkey.com/2010/01/02/twitter-updates-for-2010-01-02-2/ @scarywhitegirl Yay Black! He had always been a little clumsy, but I'm sorry he's turned into a special-needs kitten. =( in reply to scarywhitegirl # Waiting to board JFK-SEA. Increased security precautions? Not very increased. # Since when has 4-H been involved in science, engineering, and technology off the farm? I've never ... http://www.office-monkey.com/2010/01/01/twitter-updates-for-2010-01-01/ @pfqrst Whether or not it's safe, it's several varieties of awesome. Enjoy Paris! in reply to pfqrst # http://www.office-monkey.com/2009/12/31/twitter-updates-for-2009-12-31/ I was going to upgrade my parent's finicky Vista machine to Win7, but the DVD drive doesn't work. Upgrading to Win7 would fix this... # http://www.office-monkey.com/2009/12/29/twitter-updates-for-2009-12-29/ Okay, Christmas is over. Now what am I doing for New Year's? # @pfqrst Have you seen what the new security protocols are for flying into the US? I'd love to join you in Paris, but not a cavity search! # @pfqrst *sticks out tongue* # http://www.office-monkey.com/2009/12/27/twitter-updates-for-2009-12-27/ Merry Christmas, everyone! (Yes, that's it. No witty or sardonic commentary. Adorable nine-month-olds (not mine) render me somewhat cuddly.) # @pfqrst Is seat "K" even inside the plane? =) Have a great trip! # Small children make wrapping paper seem merely an obstacle. # http://www.office-monkey.com/2009/12/26/twitter-updates-for-2009-12-26/