Warmup #5
250 word challenge:
Write a conversation in which a student known to be lazy explains to his teacher why he (or she) didn’t do his homework. “My dog ate it” doesn’t suffice.
Warmup #4
250 word challenge:
Write a looping piece. Think “There’s a Hole in the Bucket” or “Third Rock from the Sun” (I’ve never heard of it, either).
Warmup #3
250 word challenge:
The punch line is: “The Aristocats!” (No, that’s not a typographical error.) Tell us the joke.
Warmup #2
250 word challenge:
Anthropomorphize your writing implement. Tell about him writing what you’re writing.
Warmup #1
250 Word challenge:
Walk a person across a room.