Twitter Updates for 2009-01-26 Jesus didn’t walk on water; He created a bubble out of petrochemicals in the sea, desalinated the water still inside, and walked on that. # I just discovered when my cellphone battery is completely dead, it hangs up on whomever I’m on the phone with. # Filled under: Day-to-Day By: Andrew Tags: twitter Posted on: January 26, 2009 No Comments »