Twitter Updates for 2009-01-26

  • Jesus didn’t walk on water; He created a bubble out of petrochemicals in the sea, desalinated the water still inside, and walked on that. #
  • I just discovered when my cellphone battery is completely dead, it hangs up on whomever I’m on the phone with. #

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